You know what really grinds my gears? 3

You know what really grinds my gears? Shitty drivers. Their everywhere cutting you off, running red lights, and talking on the phone while giving you the bird. My grandma told me everyone on the road is a fool but you, and so far she's been completely right. Nothing pisses me off more than seeing some idiot driving down the road talking on the phone, and then having them cut me off or they lay on their horn because they think it's my fault we almost crashed. I know because of safety reasons I probably shouldn't mess around with these people, but my spirit animal is a honey badger.... and they really don't give a shit.

One day I was on my way to Bangor and this guy had been gaining on Jordon and I. Jordon was right behind me and this guy didn't care he passed Jordon and would've passed me if there wasn't another car coming so he cut Jordon off. Now he was behind me and I decided I wanted to fuck with this guys head a little bit. A while down the road he tried to pass me, but when he did this I gave her some so he couldn't pass me and he eventually got back behind me and I immediately slowed down. By this time this guy was pissed right off we just passed through Orrington and the speed limit was 40. He passed me going probably 60 and what do you know sitting right at the corner was a Sheriff, I got so happy when I saw him sitting there, but I got pissed right the fuck off when he didn't turn his lights on and go after that idiot. Long story short if you're being an asshole driver you're going to get messed with, and that my friends is what really grinds my gears.